Spam! It's pink and its oval, Spam! I buy it at the Mobil, Spam! It's made in Chernobyl, Spam When I was a child, My family was so poor They didn't have the finer things in life to eat So they had a plan, In a big blue can The government substitute for meat Spam! It's pink and its oval, Spam! I buy it at the Mobil, Spam! It's made in Chernobyl, Spam