Cassandra collapses and grabs her purse filled with gift receipts from Fendi, Gucci, and Missoni. She is a label queen. | image tagged in gifs,fashion,etro,saks fifth avenue,greek mythology,cassandra | made w/ Imgflip images-to-gif maker
Jason retrieves gold ankle-boots instead of the Golden Fleece for his mission. He detests fleece, faux fur, and fake news. | image tagged in gifs,fashion,bergdorf goodman,gold ankle boots,greek mythology,jason | made w/ Imgflip images-to-gif maker
Lightning strikes Icarus while wearing waxen wings created by his father, Daddy Daedalus. | image tagged in gifs,fashion,richard quinn,bergdorf goodman,greek mythology,icarus | made w/ Imgflip images-to-gif maker
Icarus practices flying with imaginary wings. He wears a high-low dress to remind himself to fly not too high and not too low. | image tagged in gifs,fashion,richard quinn,bergdorf goodman,greek mythology,icarus | made w/ Imgflip images-to-gif maker
Hermes, messenger of the gods, delivers Fendi packages to Hermès Headquarters without his Hermès messenger bag. Gasp! | image tagged in gifs,fashion,window design,fendi,greek mythology,hermes | made w/ Imgflip images-to-gif maker
Funeral of Icarus: Can you believe someone showed up in black feathered wings? | image tagged in gifs,fashion,barneys,bergdorf goodman,greek mythology,icarus | made w/ Imgflip images-to-gif maker
Janus looks both ways everywhere she goes, including Fendi’s Fun House of Slight Pain and Weight Gain. | image tagged in gifs,fashion,window design,fendi,greek mythology,janus | made w/ Imgflip images-to-gif maker
The Midas Touch Convention | image tagged in gifs,fashion,saks fifth avenue,bloomingdales,greek mythology,midas | made w/ Imgflip images-to-gif maker
Trans Midas tosses her high heels and dances barefoot at Disco Nabisco. | image tagged in gifs,fashion,alexandre vauthier,saks fifth avenue,greek mythology,midas | made w/ Imgflip images-to-gif maker
Hera closes her eyes whenever “stoned” Medusa stumbles onto the dance floor at Disco Nabisco. | image tagged in gifs,fashion,window design,ralph lauren,greek mythology,hera | made w/ Imgflip images-to-gif maker
Medusa wears a giant mask to conceal her eyes while she meets with an image consultant, who avoids eye contact at all costs. | image tagged in gifs,fashion,bergdorf goodman,greek mythology,medusa,comedy mask | made w/ Imgflip images-to-gif maker