Why close to good schools, but you don't want to live near children?

I WANT A HOUSE CLOSE TO ALL THE AMENITIES, GOOD SCHOOLS, SHOPPING, LOW CRIME RATE, BUT, NOT EXPENSIVE, NO HOA, NO CHILDREN, NO DOGS, NO CLOSE NEIGHBORS AND NO NEW CONSTRUCTION...OH, AND WITH AN OPEN FLOOR PLAN, WATER FRONT W/DOCK, NEAR GOLF COURSE.