HEY CORAL, DID YOU HEAR ABOUT TRUMP'S BIG POLICY ANNOUNCEMENT? NO. AND I DON'T CARE. OH, YOU'LL CARE ABOUT THIS. HE SAYS HE'S GOING TO MAKE SHREDDED CHEESE ILLEGAL. WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? BECAUSE, CORAL, TRUMP IS GOING TO MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN. WAIT, HUH? OH... AMERICA, CORAL. GRATE AGAIN. *GROAN*