The other day I told the clerk at Shell Mart I loved him as I was leaving the store :-( I had never seen him before and hopefully I won't cross his path anytime soon again!!

boss:your getting a promotion!
me:wwwhhhooooooooooo!!!!1!1111!1!!!1!1!
2 hours later
me:sweet! love u bye *ends call*
me:oh jesus f-cking christ