SHOOTING SOME B-BALL OUTSIDE OF HIS SCHOOL. WHEN A COUPLE OF GUYS WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD, STARTED MAKING TROUBLE IN HIS NEIGHBORHOOD. HE GOT IN ONE LITTLE FIGHT AND HIS MOM GOT SCARED, AND SAID, YOU'R GOING TO LEARN KUNG FU FROM THE MAINTANCE MAN DOWNSTAIRS. I JUST WATCHED THE NEW KARATE KID REBOOT AND WAS PLEASANTLY SURPRISED. IT WAS ABOUT HOW JADEN SMITH'S LIFE GOT FLIPPED TURNED UPSIDE DOWN. YOU SEE, HE WAS CHILLING OUT, MAXING RELAXING ALL COOL