TWO MEN WERE DISCUSSING RELIGION... ONE SAID, "I DO NOT UNDERSTAND HOW YOU CAN BE AN ATHEIST AFTER SEEING EVERYTHING GOD CAN DO." THE OTHER REPLIED, "HAVE I SEEN GOD DO ANYTHING?" HE THEN TOOK AN ICE CUBE AND PLACED IT ON THE TABLE. "DO YOU BELIEVE I CAN MELT THIS ICE WITH MY MIND IN A FEW MINUTES?" THE RELIGIOUS MAN RESPONDED WITH, "NO." "WHY NOT?" THE ATHEIST ASKED. "BECAUSE THE ICE WILL STILL MELT, EVEN IF YOU WERE NOT AROUND." "CONGRATULATIONS!" SAID THE ATHEIST. "YOU NOW UNDERSTAND ATHEISM."