Toilet Paper

Try a military career in the infantry. You'll worry less about toilet seats and just be happy you have a toilet.

In the military you know what funky diseases your brothers have. Public seats?? That's a turkey shoot no one feels safe with...

I do and that are pretty bad. Of course, they got it from banging the cook, although they told doc it was the toilet seat. Toilet paper on the seat is basically worthless. Hand washing is where it's really at.

Lol

considering the average cellphone carries a greater risk of carrying a disease causing item ... unless the hoop is visibly dirty, why Bother?

I'm a veteran, Wizard

A veteran of what? Pardon my skepticism, in this day and age, kids wash out of chair force bootcamp and call themselves veterans.

Aviaition structural and hydraulic mechanic 10 year navy combat veteran. I carry the joint chief of staff c-coin. I'm now an aeronautics engineer and just completing my masters in unmanned aircraft systems.

Not by a longshot, buddy

Nope