WELL, GUYS. STARTING TOMORROW, I'M LIVING ON THE STREETS. MY JUNKIE COUSIN STOLE ALL MY MONEY, MADE SEVERAL UNPROVOKED THREATS AGAINST ME, CRIPPLED MY SELF-SUSTAINABILITY, AND RUINED MY FUTURE PROSPECTS. BUT, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, AT LEAST I'M NOT LIVING WITH MY PSYCHOTIC, MANIPULATIVE, DRUG ADDICT AUNT ANYMORE, NOR AM I CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF HER POISONOUS RELATIONSHIP WITH MY MOM.