Ha ha ha! I must say that was pretty funny. You recognize singular/plural, now if we can teach you irony, maybe you'll get the JOKE. You clearly have a lot of confused emotional baggage and assumptions you're airing out. Buddhism?! Ha ha! Are you confusing that with yoga?! In most Buddhist countries, abortion is considered murder and is illegal. In Korea (where I lived) they count the time in the womb towards a child's age. Thank you for the laugh.