I don't usually fart at work, but when I do, I make it a life-changing event.

Actual Advice Mallard Meme | IF YOU ABSENT-MINDEDLY FART IN YOUR OFFICE, AND THEN THE HOTTEST, MOST AWESOME FEMALE EMPLOYEE COMES INTO YOUR OFFICE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER AND SAYS, "WHAT'S THAT SMELL?"; ADMIT IT BECAUSE SHE ALREADY KNOWS IT WAS YOU, AND YOU'RE NOW DEAD TO HER ANYWAY, AND AT LEAST YOU CAN DIE AN HONEST MAN. | image tagged in memes,actual advice mallard,AdviceAnimals | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

17,914 views • 12 upvotes • Made by a Redditor 9 years ago in fun

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Grammar_Nazi
2 ups, 9y
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1 up, 9y
And on the off chance she respects you for telling the truth, that's a bonus.
Lynch1979
1 up, 9y
JaiploSueisnuaX
0 ups, 9y, 1 reply
I would snidely tell her, "Whadaya think it is, huh!?"
Grammar_Nazi
1 up, 9y

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IF YOU ABSENT-MINDEDLY FART IN YOUR OFFICE, AND THEN THE HOTTEST, MOST AWESOME FEMALE EMPLOYEE COMES INTO YOUR OFFICE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER AND SAYS, "WHAT'S THAT SMELL?"; ADMIT IT BECAUSE SHE ALREADY KNOWS IT WAS YOU, AND YOU'RE NOW DEAD TO HER ANYWAY, AND AT LEAST YOU CAN DIE AN HONEST MAN.