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We can grow the tomatoes in a lab if the scientists stop playing with glow in the dark cats and laser beams.

We can grow the tomatoes in a lab if the scientists stop playing with glow in the dark cats and laser beams. | I FOUND THE SOLUTION TO OUR NATIONAL DEBT: WHENEVER A POLITICIAN MAKES A SPEECH, A DEBATE IS HELD, ETC, LET THE AUDIENCE THROW TOMATOES. TONS OF PEOPLE WILL SHOW UP, AND WE CAN COUNT ON THE POLITICIANS TO SAY STUPID THINGS, SO IF WE CHARGE A DOLLAR PER TOMATO, ASSUMING EVERYONE THROWS A MINIMUM OF 10 TOMATOES, OUR DEBT WILL BE CLEANED UP IN NO TIME. | image tagged in american flag,politicians,tomato | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1,681 views • 18 upvotes • Made by The_Colorful_Cat 8 years ago in fun
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angelmc62
3 ups, 8y,
1 reply
Great idea, but can I use cans of tomato soup?
The_Colorful_Cat
2 ups, 8y
Sure, whatever works, I suppose. But we might have to charge a little extra for that, what with the manufacturing process and risk of injury (read: enjoyment).
PraytheReyAway
2 ups, 8y,
2 replies
This plan is a bit unfair for the tomatoes
The_Colorful_Cat
4 ups, 8y,
1 reply
Oh no, I hope PETP (People for the Ethical Treatment of Plants) doesn't sue me!
PraytheReyAway
2 ups, 8y,
1 reply
I hope not too. Good meme, though, and I like the title. :)

I just deleted a meme comment I made because it came out sounding wrong. I can't think how to remake it right. Too tired.
The_Colorful_Cat
2 ups, 8y
Thanks :) And I have those moments WAY more than I would like.
Moshii
1 up, 8y
i'm thinking if we use the fresh, normally grown tomatoes for eating, we can use the frankenfood on the politicians, as both have significantly less value. (cue debate on the value of life of scientifically engineered entities)
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I FOUND THE SOLUTION TO OUR NATIONAL DEBT: WHENEVER A POLITICIAN MAKES A SPEECH, A DEBATE IS HELD, ETC, LET THE AUDIENCE THROW TOMATOES. TONS OF PEOPLE WILL SHOW UP, AND WE CAN COUNT ON THE POLITICIANS TO SAY STUPID THINGS, SO IF WE CHARGE A DOLLAR PER TOMATO, ASSUMING EVERYONE THROWS A MINIMUM OF 10 TOMATOES, OUR DEBT WILL BE CLEANED UP IN NO TIME.