You can't handle Joe Friday

"Just the facts, ma'am."

http://youtu.be/cjquGpmgwOo

Thanks for that many lol's!

Thank GOD, It's FRIDAY!

But it's the title of your biography..

That's why people think he said it during Dragnet, but he never actually uttered the words during the entire run of the show.

He never added the ma'am part but he said just the facts a lot. Just look at the video foofy posted

The copper clappers bit is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. And that they did it on live TV, and did it with a mostly straight face until the end.

I used to beg my parents to let me stay up late to watch Carson, he was and forever will be the King of late night tv!

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Haha! Did this one 5 months ago and has ever been stuck in "submitted"