Fix it!

And the one armed one legged man entered a butt kicking contest.

LIKE!

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf dog, who could not hear him. The mute cat tried to repeat it to the fish, however, he had no meow. So he ate the fish to discontinue this unfortunate chain of events.

" 'I see', said the blind man to the deaf dog", the mute cat said to the fish.

LOL

LOL!

lol

" "I see" said the blind man to the deaf dog" the mute cat said to the fish.

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I saw that the first time a few months ago lol. I read it about 30 times before I understood it

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My honest attempt:

""I see," said the blind man to the deaf dog," the mute cat said to the fish.