Y U No

They usually say something like "kills 99.9 percent of common household germs," and I'm like, what about the non-household germs and the uncommon ones?

That is their escape clause. You get sick from the Black Plague. They claim "Yeah... That's one if the uncommon ones".

It's like rat poison. Certain rats develop immunity to poison...then the offspring of those rats are also immune. So an entire new type of poison must be created....until we are all surrounded by Super Vermin .....heheheh

Rabbits, horses and rats don't vomit. Vomiting is for the ejection of toxins.

Sorry, Mario, the 0.1% is in another castle

And 0 something percent of germs come from famous women in this country, i can name names.

Repost

imgflip.com/i/t5qp1 this guy took my meme idea

I doubt he 'took' it. More a case of great minds think alike?

That was two months ago... Reposts are a form of flattery.

Imitation...

Not sure why you're claiming it's yours. It's a popular advertising slogan, combined with a popular template. It would surprise me if someone hadn't done something similar before yours, as well.

Also, even if he take it, wouldn't you be happy about that? You liked the joke enough to post it, and now a joke you like is on the front page, where more people can see it and enjoy it. No harm in that at all.

I do like the germ bottle you put in, though - that's a nice touch.

2 months ago? i've been thinking that for over 5 years. you have stolen the intellectual property from my mind. i will have you charged with theft, fraudulent behaviour and breaking and entering.

Sorry, I didn't know you made this first. But now you've got me in trouble, and I was yelled at, just because of this dumb joke, when I die I will have to spend eternity burning away in hell, as I feel my skin melt and my eyes drip into slop.

Goodbye

These are not the germs you are looking for.