Back In My Day

those were the days...

There is no "real music" as long as it has a comprehendable rythm, melody and harmony, and any add-ons. It doesn't have to f**king come from an instrument. I produce electronic music, I've been doing so for 2 1/2 years, and I hope it becomes my profession one day. Your idea of "real music" is just what your taste is. Everyone's is different. You need to accept that, because not everyone has to be like you. You are not the culmination of intelligence and taste. People still sing with their real voices, it's not like they can sing with their fake voice. Sure, the vocals may have some effects added on like reverb, delay, chorus, flangers, or autotune, but that doesn't matter. What does matter is just what you like, not what others like. You can listen to what you want, and you shouldn't criticize people for their musical taste. I like most kinds of music, but I dislike country, and I'm fine with people listening to it. It's not like it determines their personality, behavior, and morals.

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There is no "artificial" music. It's all just music. We created cellos, so they're technically artificial, and computers, which are artificial. Like I said, the only thing that matters is your taste. That's it.

But at least cellos make actual sound. A computer synthesizes it and makes it sound like plastic

Computer playback produces "actual sound." All vibrations produce "actual sound" no matter what.

It's stimulated vibration; it's digital

It's still a matter of personal taste, natural or not.

Like calling Kwanzaa a "made up" holiday . They're all made up holidays. We made up all of them.

Damn, Pontiff.
Decree much?

even the Monkees.

yeah yeah try actually creating a legitimate dubstep.
way more complex than what your feeble mind can understand.
so many buttons....
GOTTA PUSH EM ALL!!!!!!!
*an hour later
ok lets see how it sounds
...
well... that sucked.... oooh a new idea!
*farts in mic
*plays recording
omg this will create a new f*&^ world!
*publishes it
*becomes billionare

A "dubstep" isn't a thing. It's also not a very complex genre to work with. Just a step drumbeat with maybe some swing, dub bass, maybe an arp, and anything else you want to add on.

*makes dubstep with swing, dub bass, and arp
*adds mic fart
*instantly more popular than deadmau5

There's a bit more to it. I could write a chapter book on it.

How to Properly Clench your Fart Musically
by D1sc
illustrated by: Dr Suess

My sister in law likes dubstep.
She is an alcoholic mental midget.