Bad Pun Dog

Otis, my man!

Actually, it's more like 24 hours and 57 minutes
(but it's funny enough you got an upvote anyway!)

Don't you mean 23 hours and 57 minutes?

True.

Nope! Moonrise happens a little LATER each night, not earlier.
If the moon rises at, let's say, 2:00 on any given night, it will rise just before 3:00 the next night.
Trust me on this...I have selenophobia!

It`s so silly, it`s funny.

Actually, it takes about 27 days for the moon to orbit the earth or about a moonth(not a typo). A day is the time it takes for the earth to complete a rotation.

Yes, but we're talking about elapsed time between individual consecutive moonrises (or moonsets) in respect to a viewer on earth. ;)

That's really stretching the interpretation of what the meme actually says.

Regardless of how incorrect you are, you're definitely entitled to your own opinion.

Shamelessly stealing this and using it on my middle-schooler!