If Dr. Seuss Was Vegan

So...hotdogs then..

This took me a while to catch on. I thought the first line was about Muslims. I thought the second line was about abortion. I was wondering how it all fit together.

Then, I studied the plate and my head exploded with laughter!

Thanks! This is how I Read Dr. Seuss to the Grandkids. Probably going to hell.

Now I just read the title...I don't know squat about vegans...do they eat dick?

Why, YES!!.. Yes They Do!

Maybe it was this guy in Australia?

This COULD be better, but I SERIOUSLY DON'T know.