That's no shit! I work retail and our employee discount is "cost + 15%". Most everything that I buy with my employee discount comes up to almost half off, so they're doing about 100% markup over cost the whole year.
When people ask me what my favorite TV show is, I say M*A*S*H. They look at me like I'm crazy. I think I'm the only fifteen year old who hasn't missed a single episode of M*A*S*H. Hawkeye was a great guy, but my personal favorite was Klinger.