A lizard was walking by the creek and saw a monkey on top a tree.
The lizard says "whatcha doin?"
The monkey says "blazin, c'mon up and smoke with me"
After a few hits and the high sets in, the lizard says, "got cotton mouth, gonna drink some water down at the creek. As he sips water, a gator creeps up, the lizard gasps and says "wait, don't eat me, I know a monkey who has some awesome weed" he tells the gator which tree the monkey is at.
The gator approaches the tree and says "hey monkey"
The monkey looks down and says "holy shit, how much water did you drink?"
