It Always Smells Better on the Outside

Egg-scape.

Indeed. A missed opportunity, I'd agree. :)

I did think about using that analogy, but decided not to as I figured it to be a bit corny. So I decided to go with "escape" instead.

You beat me to it XD

Actually, this was my second creation. My first was not accepted as it is still in submission. So I guess technically this is my second.

Thank you.

Maximum security prison: No egg-scape. You're sure to crack in this prison. Even the smartest egg-head criminals are in this facility. The hardest-boiled prisoners are here. There has been no egg-scape for 67 years. Soon you may end sunny-side up on the floor of this prison if you're not strong enough.

That was an egg-citing synopsis.

WE GOT A RUNNER IN PEN 1

the eggs is brown, RACIST!