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confucius | MAN RUN INFRONT OF CAR GET TIRED MAN RUN BEHIND CAR GET EXHAUSTED | image tagged in confucius | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Picard yes | Yes! Finally a funny meme after 10 pages of mediocrity! | image tagged in picard yes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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WHO YOU CALLIN' "MEDIOCRITY"? | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Futurama Fry Meme | I'm not sure if the Mona Lisa is starring me down Or is trying to distract me so someone can run me over with a car or something. | image tagged in memes,futurama fry | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
I always liked your smile!
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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¡HOLA! | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Nice... :)
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Thanks!
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Is tekbarrier onto something? :)
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Uh, oh!! Conspiracy!!
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That's hilarious!! :)
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The meme generator shows only 1. Man, what a beautiful glitch!
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Yes!!! Looks great!! Mine has a "5" there, but you got it!! Now, time to have fun with it!! :)
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Thanks!
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Your more than welcome, I'm so glad I could help, KilerDiLeo! :)
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Aww cute, could Giorgio be falling in love? :)
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I think he is! Same kinda hairdo and everything! ;)
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Mona Lisa is "Italian?" Since when?
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What planet are they going to get married on?

Since water has been "discovered" *cough* *cough* *until it turns out to be a disappointment - again* *cough* *cough* on Mars, they have the facility for catering!
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On planet Potato!!
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Thought I was out of Mona Lisa pictures? Nope! :)
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Well, I'm a Jedi!
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:)
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:)
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How do you do it?
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Where you choose to "color" the text at , you'll see a number "5" there, change that "5" to a "100". That's how I'm doing it, you can play around with the numbers, too! I set that number to 100 to get the effect you see
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I'm I being clear enough, if not tell me? :)
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I could see you at a computer in a stormtrooper outfit! Even though I've never seen you! Lol
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Imgflip didn't send you a storm trooper outfit? :)
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They sent a Sand Cat costume, of course!
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??? :)
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Doge Lisa!! I love it!!
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Episode VII spoiler? :)
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Memes_King has two new one out on "Latest" page right now!! :)
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man walk in car. get incarcerated.
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Clever, very clever!! :)
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hhahahahahahahahahahahhahahah true
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More like a Prius! LOL!
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No shit huh? LOL
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Doored
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I'm so glad you posted this one, I knew it would make front page too...well done.
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Gets hit by oncoming traffic ????
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Mirrored; you're going parallel to the car at the same speed, so couldn't it be that?
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Yay, Confucius! :)
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Oh, not this again!!
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All in fun :)
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Oh boy, here we go again!
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Uh oh!

:-{
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"Barf Vader"! That still gets me. :)
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I like "Ham Salad" instead of Han Solo!
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who go through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok.

There are so many :)
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Just look up moving illusions on google. lol. ????
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*seizure
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Although it is understandable that Confucius would not know English grammar correctly, this meme would be even better if "in front" were two words.
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I would edit it if I could. But my phone has "infront" in its built-in dictionary for some reason. Anyways, thanks for pointing that out.
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You certainly made up for the grammar in that sentence there; you even added the "s.
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"Ben Hur, Nicaraguan style"
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Hey you wake up!
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Don't distract me, I need to plan a genius meme! :)

(Just kidding. What's up?)
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I like your Ben Hur above, pretty clever!! Of course I had to take a shot at it, myself! :)
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Make sure to wear goggles (so the mud doesn't get in your eyes)! :)
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One moment!!
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Anyway here's a similar pic if you want to caption it.
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Wow! She'll need a wild hairdo to compete against Princess Leia, right?
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XD Finally understand!
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So...a brand new meme has arrived on the internet...

How do I use it? XD
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I'm sorry about that, the way it showed up on my screen it looked like that was what you where asking. Please forgive me for that mistake! I apologize for my mistake. :(
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I apologize you. But you should "wake up" like you said, hehehe...
And did you understand why I mad this meme?
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No, my thoughts were obviously wrong, I have no clue. Now I'm curious, why did you make it for?
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You know that the chinese guy says tired and exhausted. And he talks about cars...
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Yes...........go on.............:)
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Fry hasn't figured out that he's talking about the tires and the exhaust. I will get downvotes for this :(
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Oh, ok gotcha! To hell with them, you got to do what you got to do!! :)
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