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Good Morning, Raydog! Hope all is well with you today!! Loved your comeback! :)

Good morning to you...I'm good thanks. I'm hispanic so I know what mexican food does to a person...LOL

My wife's father is from Peru, she was married to a Salvadorian for 20 years and got rid of him and found me. All the guys I hired where Mexican, and they were all related to each other, mostly cousins. They are my family and we throw parties and cook for(my wife obviously cooks) one another. Your in good company! :)

This is a Ransom Meme!! Pay close attention or Kermit will be sent to France and eaten!!

Oops!! Almost forgot!!

Oh, I knew my trash talking would get me in trouble!! I do this every time! That's awesome! Ok, I'm be back in a few minutes!

Meanwhile, across the galaxy...

Oh no Evilmandoevil! I can't believe you just brought Star Wars vs Star Trek into the Connery vs Kermit fight!

Yes I did!! This battle is Galactic in scale!! I'm going as fast as I can, I know.I'm slow but it's the tablet! :)

No rush! Seriously. Take your time.

Oh, great idea, Chopy2008 is a trip,.I like him a lot! He's funny! Ill be a hour or two, depending on what the wife gets me into!! I just saw Bob's Fet drinking a slurry saying he doesn't know if it's his business, he got paid, it's his Damn business! Lol

yeah guya im using my kindle right now which kind of sucks, but i promise by late fridy or saturday ill be back! The problem is its horrible at typing and doesnt have the powe to show all comments and memes. But stay memey my friends! the war rages on!

That's why I invited him. I just threw in the Boba Fett drinking one because it was funny, and also because if we're taking a break the characters can have a tea break too lol.

Ok, thanks, I'm getting worried that I'm taking too long! I have to run an errand with my wife shortly any way. This is a good time for a break,.ok?

No probs! I also sent a message to chopy2008 to let him know about this in case he wants to join in.

Ha ha!! Of course you need a break for tea!! But that's none of my business!

this BATTLE is GALACTIC........BATTLE...GALACTIC.....BATTLESTAR GALACTICA!!!!!!!!!

Kermit's been kidnapped, Sean's holding him for ransom! The plan is for someone somehow to make a daring rescue of Kermit while Sean gets away! That's all I know!

:)

Is it "FeTT" with 2 "T's" or 1 "T"?

Ha ha!! Now I have to remember 3X as much as I wanted to!! :) Now there's 2 T's and 2 sugars in his tea and Han drinks coffee. Sure, I'll remember that!! :)

me:waiter do you have frogs legs? waiter:yes we do: me:then hop over to the bar and get me a drink

Crowds are marching and protesting everywhere!

Well this really went down while I was gone. I'ma make a meme for us to make war on lol.

Sorry Chopy2008!! I kept getting interrupted by life so many times while I had Kermit kidnapped, I felt it was passed time to hand him off to Socrates to start the next chapter. Keep an eye out, I don't even know what comment section of what meme he'll show up.in!!

cool!

OK so the frog in the cowboy hat is Kermit's cousin? And has rescued him? (I just want to make sure I understand, I'm a bit tired!)

What's Sean Connery doing now?

Correct, that's "Texas Kermit" aka "Tex" yes Kermit has been rescued by Tex. Connery doesn't know yet because he's "Shinging the Shong of Schotand! And doesn't want interrupted. Sean will pop up wherever you make Kermit pop up next!!

TWIST!

Connery surgically planted a bomb inside Kermit, and as Tex and Kermit head home to get some refreshing tea... they hear ticking!

Has the crowd turned on him?

No, crowd is still on Kermit's side. great, love the bomb,let's run with It!!

I meant has the crowd turned on Connery...?

What will happen next? Will Sean Connery's diabolical plan succeed? Will Tex and Kermit figure out a way to save Kermit's green hide in time?

Tune in next time on the next instalment of the imgflip Kermit vs Connery wars! (Coming soon to a comment section near you.)

:)

Well, I forgot who's side the crowd was on? Let's keep the same so it's in Sean's side, less confusing for everyone!!