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Were there no puppies available? | SO IF I DON'T FOLLOW THESE 3 REALLY STRICT RULES, MY NEW PET WILL KILL MANY PEOPLE? THANKS FOR THE GREAT GIFT, DAD! | image tagged in gizmo,gremlins | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
18,075 views 6 upvotes Made by redhouse 9 years ago in fun
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1 up, 9y,
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What I want to know is what timezone does a mogwai have to be in for the no food after midnight rule? And how does a mogwai survive without water? Science, stop trying to cure shit and invent stuff, just answer my questions about mogwais. lol :l
0 ups, 9y,
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This is exactly what I'm talking about. Are they like those GPS clocks that recalibrate to local time? What about the water in the air? What if it's not pure water, but something with water in it like fruit? It's almost like these things aren't even real.
1 up, 9y,
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lol And what happens if Gizmo happens to come in the bathroom while I'm taking a leak and a little drop of urine hits him? How much "water" does it take? lol It's like Spielberg didn't even try to make that documentary accurate. :l
0 ups, 9y,
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Some people go too far with their "creative licenses" and trample all over the well-documented facts, figures, and truths associated with their documentaries. I haven't seen a good documentary from Spielberg since "An American Tail: The Absolutely True Story of a Talking Russian Mouse--Lost in New York."
0 ups, 9y
ROFL Fivo was an ex-Russian assassin and they totally left that part out! Damn it!. lol :l
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