*After eating breakfast of cookies, average boy sits in testing chamber, bored.*
"So young man, what is the distance between America and Africa?"
*Average boy looks around anxiously, hiped up on sugar*
"Dunno, probably like a million miles."
"Hmm, just as I thought."
"Here, please pay attention through this 30 minute video about grain exports in Asia."
*Average boy gets bored within 3 minutes.*
*Doctor bursts into the room*
"JUST AS I SUSPECTED! ADHD!" *Throws drugs at average boy's face*
"Problem solved!"