The Green Oktober on the Prowl (but that's none of your business)

That's too cute!! Now quit it with the mushy stuff, now I'm getting mushy, damn you!! Lol

What do you mean, mushy? That's one of Sean Connery's secret agents putting Kermit in a jiu-jitsu choke hold. Might look like he's smiling. But he's gasping for air.

Oh, well, the costume fooled me, dammit, wrong again!! Lol

Little Suzy is a trained killer! Remind me to get some Girl Scout cookies!

Don't worry! Fozzie the Bear distracted her with bad jokes so Kermit escaped. He lives to fight another day at the helm of the Green Oktober. It continues...

Oh, thank God, you had me worried there for a minute! Lol

I'm just worried about what's going to happen to Sean Connery when Gonzo the Muppet finds out he's been harassing his friend lol

He has very loyal friends.