Captain Picard Facepalm

If you're a meme creater then the argument would go like this...

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RISE

RISE

RISE IN REVOLUTION

>be me
>28 and married
>watching tv with wife
>suddenly supah hot scene comes on
>boner.jpg
>no underwear under pants
>suddenly I get a smooth idea
>decide not to hide boner hoping to score
>she sees it
>suddenly gives me "the look"
>"anon, did you seriously look at her boobs?"
>"maybe"
>triggered.png
>"AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? ARE MY BOOBS NOT BIG ENOUGH OR SOMETHING?!"
>"uh..."
>"ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME?!?"
>"of course not, femanon..."
>she thinks Im lying
>big fight
>finally convince her im not
>no sex or TV for an entire month
>mfw

>Thinks a month is a long time to go without sex from spouse
>Must have been married that long.

>believing a greentext story

"Oh yes, Brian!"
"Brian? My name's Sophie, remember, your wife? Who the f**k is Brian??"
"... F**K."