it's just a website

My Internet Retardation studies classify these people as "special snowflakes"

ahem.. clam

"who're here" oh god I misread that

That doesn't even make sense. I find proof reading to be my friend. It wants to be yours too.

you *can* have it all...

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*Then. Not 'than.'

I'm pretty sure its than

It is, you're just missing a connector word, as in "rather than". Your sentence, as constructed, doesn't make sense. That's why he thinks you meant "then" because that would alter your sentence to make sense, but mean that the arguments are an "also" RATHER than an "instead".

Just leave the man alone for jesus christ.