French is my new favorite langage, thanks for teaching me dad!
*walks up to a french tourist*
F**king shit, hell motherf**ker! damn it you son of a bitch!
*French tourist slaps the poor kid and he runs up to his dad*
Daddy I was speaking french to that french lady over there and she slapped me!
*Dad trying not to laugh*
Well what did you say to her son?
*son*
F**king shit, hell motherf**ker! damn it you son of a bitch!
*Dad facepalms*
Aw shit