If You Could Get Over Not Being Oppressed, That'd Be Great.

1. Protected from infant genital mutilation by law.
2. Have not only full control over their own reproductive rights, but partial control over men's reproductive rights (they can give up the baby without the father's input or keep the baby of an accidental pregnancy without the father's input and force him to pay for it).
3. Protected from conscription.
4. Able to receive PELL grant without registering with Selective Services.
5. No, women are not unprotected against unfair pay; the Fair Wage Act of 1963
is a real thing. It exists.
6. Lighter sentencing for the same crimes (men receive 63% longer sentences after controlling for criminal history/repeat offenses). Less suspected of same crimes (disproportionately).
7. More domestic abuse resource availability, covered in part by government grants.
8. Biased alimony court which awards women in 97% of cases, in spite of the fact almost 25% of them are the main earners in their households. The argument of "keeping a dependent partner in their lifestyle" does not take into account the lifestyle of the earner whatsoever or what they might sacrifice.

Feel free to add to the list. Only take into account things which are unequal under the law.

Here's a list of things women don't have under the law:
-the right to be topless in public.

Seriously, that's just about all I can think of. I disagree with it, too, of course.
All the same, I wish feminists would can the crock of shit.

I mean, here in Spain we men do not have presumption of innocence because there is a law called "ley de violencia de género" that says that whathever a women says it must be believed over a man´s testimony.