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Don't post stoopid  | STOP POSTING MEMES THAT SAY, "SHARE AND YOU'LL BE BLESSED." GOD IS NOT YOUR FAIRY GODMOTHER & THIS ISN'T HOW IT WORKS. | image tagged in god morgan freeman,god,fairy godmother | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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0 ups, 4y
Why not try? I don't have my own phone and home phone is acting funky, so I can't :/
I really want to though :D
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It's probably a Sequoia and it doesn't even have bluetooth. You poor thing.
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*gets
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No problem bro
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Let the games begin.
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The key difference is that God commands one, but not the other. Prayer is therefore legitimate.
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Your first sentence contradicts your second. God also commanded the slaughter of thousands of innocent people simply because they didn't believe in him. I'd like to see you attempt to continue your logical fallacy on that matter...
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1 up, 4y,
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I don't see any logical fallacy. Whatever God commands is right. You might not like it, but that's how it is.
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So the slaughter of those thousands of innocent people was right?
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1 up, 4y,
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Yes, of course. Whatever God commands is right by definition. What other definition of right and wrong could compete with God's own assessment?
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0 ups, 4y,
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So I assume you support the terrorist ideal then?
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Your assumption would be incorrect.
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0 ups, 4y,
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You do realise the terrorist ideal is "Killing thousands of people is justified if God commands it," right? I have to say you picked a very ironic username.
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Okay. Thanks for letting me know.
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Where did I mention either of those? I was clearly referring to prayer and I have no problem whatsoever with meditation or yoga, as long as you don't think they're magical in some way, shape or form.
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Context, my friend. It's a response to a meme about God and religion. In that context it's unmistakeably clear the reference is to prayer and not meditation or yoga. I don't know why you want to take it there.
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Because his jimmies are rustled.
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amen XD
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