Fitness magazines 20 years in the future...
"Living too long? Eat more pork!"
"Y U NO HAVE CANCER?"
"Get sexy face creases by smoking!"
"12 ways to trigger a persistent yeast infection! heart emoticon"
"Turn your type 2 diabetes into a fashion statement! Amputated toe necklaces!"
"Canola oil- a better sex lube!"
"Why vegetables are DUMB!"
Seriously. I know free speech is important and all, but isn't there a law about disseminating media claims as medical advice when they clearly spit in the face of health? WHY ISN'T THIS INCLUDED!!!!
