Boardroom Meeting Suggestion

Animal or insect?

Oh, they've moved on to full-blown insect rights. I can't wait for what's next. I'm betting it'll be amoeba, water bears or some other microscopic organism.

So you can't swat a mosquito or use those electronic things?

Apparently not, according to them.
Hey, think of it like this: By letting those poor, innocent creatures live, you're keeping the looming threat of overpopulation in check as billions upon billions of friendly mosquitoes fly around giving malaria to everyone.
Fun!

My comment's down there. ._.

Thanks for inspiring this new template by the way: what liberals and rednecks have in common.

Nice, I like it.

All yeh darned hippie teens with yer long hair and yer newfangled devices, you better get educated! And same goes fer you darned liberals too!!

To the contrary, my no-kill policy stops at "parasites." Mosquitoes + my dogs' fleas/ticks go bye-bye.

I agree. Any mosquito who comes to me has a death wish.

Unfortunately, I'm that guy who can sit at a table with 8 other people, all of which claim that *they're* that one person in the group mosquitoes always love the most... and they lie, because they STILL flock to me every f***ing time. My blood must be insanely freaking tasty. Is it wrong I take pride in that?

What's your blood type? I've read that they usually prefer type O blood over A or B.

It's B-positive. I'll always remember that, because "B+" is a mushroom strain name.

Interesting. I should find out mine, it'd probably be cool just to know.

If you donate blood on a blood bus, they send you a letter and it tells you in the results (they test for blood type and diseases)

Argh, I wish I could donate... unfortunately, I don't meet the weight requirements. I hang somewhere in the 90s and the minimum requirement is 110.
Curse this cruel world!

I just realized something sad. The people who approved of this meme mostly did it because they confused "agriculture" for "horticulture." I just realized something even sadder... The people who downvoted it probably made the exact same mistake.

Seriously dude, I'm just now realizing that so many people up voted because they think this is another troll pro-plant argument, whereas the down voters are vegetarians with an equally shitty vocabulary who presumed the same thing. Hahahahahahahha. Check my meme below :P

Damn, that's light. At what height? And ah--- are you able to go outside during strong winds?

Sure is. I'm not a big eater, but I'm healthy, so, eh. I'm 5'4''.

I do remember imagining myself being blown away in a shopping cart when I was little...XD