Chuck Norris Approves

Particle man, particle man, doing the things that a particle can...
What's he like, it's not important, nobody knows... particle man...
Is he a dot, or is he a speck? When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead? Nobody knows. Particle man...

I'm saying this joke stems from a They Might Be Giants lyric, lol

I know the song well, but that doesn't mean my question becomes invalid just because you can site lyrics.

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