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jesus said | AND THE LORD SAID UNTO JOHN, "COME FORTH AND YOU WILL RECEIVE ETERNAL LIFE" BUT JOHN CAME FIFTH, AND WON A TOASTER. | image tagged in jesus said | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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12,744 views, 103 upvotes, Made by anonymous 39 months ago jesus said
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All props to ablayblay for the inspiration for this meme | LORD SAID UNTO HIM, "COME FORTH AND RECEIVE ETERNAL LIFE" CAME FIFTH AND WON A TOASTER | image tagged in memes,bad luck brian | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Works for this guy too... lol
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Awesome meme. That would've worked so much better.
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Maybe I can submit it and give you props in the title, yeah? Need all the help I can get :)
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can't hurt... can only help you get some likes right?
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Too true
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Jacksfilms anyone....YOU STOLE THIS JOKE FROM JACKSFILMS YT CHANNEL!!!
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First off, Jackfilms got it from Tickld, I got it from Tickld, and it is an old joke- but I've never seen it in meme form, so I did it. So please stop with that self righteous attitude of acting like you've never used old material before
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i was trying to be sarcastic, didnt think anyone would take me seriously, sorry if i offended you.
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I'm sorry. I really didn't realize you were being sarcastic. I just saw all caps and exclamation points and thought you were angry at me over it. Sorry about that.
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I'm not disliking, but this joke is old. Really old. Really really really really really really really RRRRREEEAAAAALLLLLLLLYYYYY OOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDD.
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I literally can't stop laughing and I don't know why.
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This gag is ancient. Get new material.
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Lol... still made me laugh second time I saw it... thumbs up good imgflipper XD
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JUDAS came in sixth,sixth,sixth
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