Col. Hogan, Grammar Nazi Killer

Now i am no grammar nazi but i dont mind them some body has to murder those retards who are tyieping liek thiz. And its easy to ignore them!

Now that's me

I have to confess I used to be a Grammar Nazi... but I defected to the Allied side after I realized it only made people irritated. :/

you can be whatever you what i'm not stopping you (p.s. i maybe misspell something XD)

Yse! Fcuk teh gamrem Nzasi! Freodeom of Splleing!

Did you know that if the first and last letter are the same you can jumble the letters in between?
Reply with the correct spelling of the sentence that follows

Good mniorg! Can you tlel me waht tmie it is wehre you are? Tanhk you!