Bad Luck Brian

Come on, dude. We all wish we were JB.
I mean, we'd be f*ggots for it.
But, we'd be rich f*ggots with no pussy problems.

No you'll be hated and all that but your chocie not mine.

How is that my choice? I can't choose to be him...

No to have that life

I'd totally be down with being overpaid to be under-talented!!
I wouldn't go around urinating in public or racing gas guzzlers,
but being paid to suck? That sounds like the life!
Unless you're in... the life. (prostitution joke)