Bad Luck Brian

No shit

I was trying to sound like a dick

*wasn't

Also, "The face you make Robert Downey JR" can be interpreted to mean that's the face you made when the movie was announced, "Brace yourselves X is coming" can be interpreted to mean that you need to prepare yourself the massive mess this movies gonna be, and "Leonardo Dicaprio cheers" could mean that at least Micheal Bay is bothering to make movies besides transformers or possibly the fact that he's making a movie about him.
How 10 guy is in there I have no idea . . .

And on the 7th day Michael Bay said "leteth shit explodeth

Cinmasins sin total: Well, would you look at that? IT BROKE THE DINGER!

Michael Bay & M. Night Shymalan would have put you on pg. 1 (IMHO)

first choice... Uwe Boll

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Along with lots of explosions, expect a pointless plot.