F**k, I remember a teacher I had in high school... knockers, but no brain...
HER: "...key to Bryt....ag....ne?"
ME: "That's Britain."
HER: "Whatever. I don't know Old English."
ME: "It's Middle English."
HER: "And how much Old English do you know?"
(class laughs at me)
ME: "Lician gefaren."
(she turns back to the board and continues writing)
...She didn't have the heart to find out I told her, "Please die."