I just woke up my roommate, howling with laughter. Can I give this 50 Upvotes? No? Shit.

Ugh! Don't you hate it when voldemort steals your shampoo? Three bottles of mine went missing since last week!

It's not google's fault. It does those based off of popular searches XD

Would be twice as funny if it said I hate it when Voldemort uses my Flonase. Because he doesn't have a nose, get it? XD

How does that work?