I sexually identify as a Grammar Nazi. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of correcting people’s grammar. People say to me that being a grammar is impossible and I'm f**king retarded. But I don't care, I will look literate. I'm having a plastic surgeon cauterize a dictionary to my skin and several 7 inch pens and from now I Want you guys to call me the corrections officer and use me to be literate. If you can't respect me then you need to check your high school diploma. Thank you for being so understanding.