start fight call cops on you

[image deleted]Nice meme

Nice one I cracked up after reading this

Am I the only one that thinks overly attached girlfriend is hot?

Nope. They're always hot, at first. Just like cocaine looks fun, at first. The worm looks so tasty and juicy, you don't even notice the hook.

I'd do her if she was vegan... but only if she was vegan. My standards are just plain difficult.

Happened to me, she threw a controller at my head. I went to bed then woke up to police.

Https://i.imgflip.com/nukts.jpg overly attached girlfriend is my gf.

lol