Hey Internet

SPOILER: Disney will remake the holy Bible.

I swear...If you're lying, I'm gonna turn you into confetti! As a JW, I would LOVE that!

Here's the script:

>Jesus dies
>ISIS attacks
>KKK vs ISIS
>North Korea nukes the battle area
>groups still fight
>Jews invade
>they drop Israel's nukes
>führer gasses 'em
>45% of both Muslims and Christians are dead
>Lord Satan arrives
>he brings his 300 spartan warriors
>he brings the anti-Christ
>he makes both groups stop fighting
>atheists conquer the world
>peace rules worldwide
>John Lennon comes back to life
>plays Moonman
>big hit
>Greece finally pays debt
>inb4 downvotes

ayy lmao

Actually, watching star wars rebels, more people have died than in the clone wars. The original sith antagonist flat out committed suicide by jumping into an overloading reactor on a damaged star destroyer

This^

R.I.P starwars

I just hope they don't make it a musical, which will probably not happen.

They obviously will.

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

honestly, im fine with disney owning star wars. im happy as long as movies are made.

As long as the new movies aren't musicals, I won't mind.