ISIS is claiming to have 71 "soldiers" in 15 states ready to attack Americans

where the f**k is al-qaeda memes when you need them...

https://i.imgflip.com/la55v.jpg

I fixed my account, just had to change the email and stuff, no more horrible alt

https://i.imgflip.com/la5ln.jpg

I'm pretty sure allhu akbar mean God is Greater

nope it actually means god is great haha...LOL i dont think terrorists actually use that but its funny so lawl

Grammar nazis everywhere

He had to delete his account because he lost his emails password, he made an alt but cant meme comment

ah...long live al-qaeda memes :D

Fact jack #2106 = chuck norris kills more than 200 people with his single shot, 71 are not enough for his target practice. (source - chuck norris doesn't needs a source to prove what he can do.)

Indeed, but I think no one cares about chuck norris XD

Or they do know and we should be scared shitless

[image deleted]I'm sorry that I'm the one who takes it here, but:

Someone would've. I'm glad they didn't do something stupid like, "That's because ISIS is led by aliens," or something unoriginal like that.

It took nineteen people to do 9/11, right?

how many guns did the need?

Really now