Let's start out with an original:
My name is Jim Oswald, and I am a 26-year-old HOBO THANKS TO YOU! It started out as a joke at work, I had a friend who also is on Imgflip. I had just gotten an assignment from my boss to go get something from the lobby with my friend. We were talking in the elevator about this asshole user, who just so happened to be YOU. The elevator opened as I finished saying to my friend, "Whoever this bastard c**t is is going to get f**king raped by us." As it turned out, there was a woman waiting in front of the elevator with a box for my boss. We started walking up to her, and she went batshit crazy. She went up and kicked my balls until I was coughing up blood, and she almost killed my friend when she went up to him and threw his face into the ground. She called the police, and told my boss. The police arrived, and she told them that we said we were going to rape her. When the police asked us if this was true, we denied it. So they checked the lobby cameras, and it showed us saying what we had just denied. They asked us to explain. HOW THE F**KING F**K ARE THESE F**KING POLICE OFFICERS WHO JUST HEARD US SAY WE WERE GOING TO "RAPE THAT BITCH" BELIEVE THAT WE WERE TALKING ABOUT A F**KING ASSHOLE USER ON A SOCIAL MEDIA SITE NO ONE HAS EVER GIVEN A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT?! We tried, but they wouldn't listen. Luckily, we weren't put in jail. But we did have to pay a 100 million dollar fine! Of f**king course, my f**king lease was up as well, and I couldn't pay up! So now, thanks to you BITCH, I have no f**king house, no f**king money, and of F**KING course, when my shitty boss heard this, he fired me without second thought. So on top of that truckload of shit, I have no f**king job. ALL THANKS TO YOU, YOU F**KING ASSHOLE C**TLOAD OF DICKBAGS!
This was not meant to insult anyone, this is a copypasta, I hope you like it.