I'll Just Wait Here

and if you're lesb bi sorry

That's not gonna happen probably till year 2389 or something like that.

Just talk to her like a friend. That's what I try to do.

Well, if you want to get into a relationship with someone you don't know well because you didn't get to know them better, that's on you. You can have all the two week long relationships all you want, I'm just saying it's going to work out a lot better for you if you get to know her first.

No. I'm imagining at this point you don't really know anything about actual relationships.

I guess you're not lying, because getting laid is not what I'm attempting to do.