This has all happened to us before...

Upvote anyway

Don't be offended, prepare...

Yeah, you don't have to worry about it if you don't go on websites like that. Be good kids. (Agreed. I don't have this problem cuz I don't do that stuff)

Oh, I get it...You were watching erotic spanking, and yet, get a spanking...

Fell lucky, I never had one of those.

same, forever alone D:

Had to improve comment reputation -.-
Nice move, Imgflip... and trolls...

Actually, all my stiff socks have been because I didn't give them to my parents...

ok that was a good one! laughed my ass off!

I just use incognito.

That's what I do

My father has found a way to track the IP of every websit, Incognito or not. Be aware!

you need to connect by proxy then

Is that even possible? That seems like finding a way to eating an un edible (poisonous) food. I do believe you but it seems like a massive flaw.

I have no Idea.

But poisonous comes under inedible, the same way a country and a continent for example.

I meant inedible in a not safe to eat sort of way.

How do you use incognito? I use Apple, BTW

private browsing option for safari, firefox, and chrome

Ok, thanks, I see it now! :D

hey you wanna know how to troll users with applescript? they are pretty much like viruses :3

Well, depends. I don't want to do anything serious...

i got some samples

ddos for north korea (xer xes Tor model. this is for when you want to f**k with north koreans internet access, proven works.)
uncloseable pop-up (minor annoyance with "you mad bro?" audio)
gameoftheyear420blazeit fake game (shuts down computer)
skynet(fake virus detection pop-up that deletes entire imail inbox and ejects hard drive, but can be edited for your desire)
rickroll script (opens rickroll video in safari tab, puts volume on full blast and cant be lowered xD)
password troll (locks every app under a password that's randomly generated, if guessed wrong, restarts computer while keeping script active at startup. to keep suspicion low it has a seperate application to it that activates first which is a harmless number guessing game)

you can do almost anything with applescript when it comes to mac trolling. i have some more but they are really destructive so i'm keeping them hidden.

I see. and how do you use them?

with applescript, after the thing is compiled you just save as and double click the result like any icon on the screen. but most of these are traps so you would have to trick your friends into accepting them through imail or airdrop.

but i have an imail trick that forces their computer to run it without them checking the mail. hld on let me get my instructions set up for setting up the imail so you can wirelessly troll others. it worked on a friend of mine when i shut his down remotely >:D

ok here we go

open imail

open imail preferances

go to add rule

name it as you wish

click plus button at right side

the tab below the "any recipient" tab change to "subject" if not "subject already, and change the tab at right to "is equal to"
type your subject (this will be your trigger word for your program, make it unique to each program)

go below to "perform the following actions"

change tab to "run applescript"
change next tab to "open in finder"
now look for your script in the finder window and double click, if that doesnt work then drag your script onto that finder window, close it, then mess with that tab again. it should reveal the script you dragged into that finder window earlier.

click ok

make sure the check box to left of new rule is checked

send a mail with trigger word as your subject

wait for it xD

i suggest you try a simple applescript test dummy like the rick roll to make sure the imail remote bug works, but this only works if target has their email set up to their imail and the imail is active (as in he used the imail maybe once before, therefore making it live for any new messages). thats the only catch. pick one script of the list and i will send you instructions for your enjoyment. goodnight for now though.

It comes with Google Chrome. Just do Command+Shift+N

I use Safari. When I tried that, it opened a new folder in my bookmarks :P

I am afraid to open Safari, it is the IE of my computer. I know it is called private browsing in Firefox.

It's called the same in Safari. But I only have Safari and Chrome, and Chrome always says "an error occurred, please try again"

I told you the shortcut. That might not work for some reason. try going to the three bars in the top right, and click on "New Incognito window"

No, I mean, whenever I use Chrome for ANYTHING, as in going to any webpage, it doesn't work lol. Some sort of misunderstanding there? But yeah, that's why I use Safari :3

Oh. It is the exact opposite for me!