What the f**k did you just f**king say about me, you male pig? I'll have you know I graduated top of my Womyn's Studies class, and I've been involved in numerous demonstrations against oppression of womynkind, and I have over 300 signatures on my petition. I am trained in debate tactics and I'm the top speaker in the entire Feminist Frequency. You are nothing to me but just another cis scum. I will reeducate the f**k out of you with feminism the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my f**king words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, male oppressor. As we speak I am contacting my public network of activists across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, misogynist. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your worldview. You're f**king dead, nerd. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can disprove your biased theories in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with no preparation time. Not only am I extensively trained in rhetorics, but I have access to the entire funding of the Tropes vs Women in Video Games project and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable opinions off the face of the Internet, you rapist. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your f**king tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godessdamn idiot. I will rain empowerment all over womyn and your cisprivilege will drown in it. Your rape culture is over, man.
Perhaps you would be more convincing to me, feminist rat, if you didn't spell "women" like "womyn". I have annihilated puny female protesters such as you thousands of times, I can do the same to you. Next to me, you and your beliefs are less powerful than a snowball in the heart of Hell. I have extensive training in not only the art of rhetoric and debate, but I have a J.S.D. and am head of the meninist movement. Mitt Romney and his supporters are tracking you right now, and in less than an hour you'll be wiped off the very face of the earth, miserable little maggot. You would have kept your petty little whining feminist mouth shut had you known merely a sliver of the retribution about to be poured out upon you. You think you're strong? Then that makes me f**king Hercules! Go on, cry to your little friends. Tell them about how we're coming to crush you like a bug. There's a storm coming, you uneducated feminazi. I have I almost feel sorry for your sad, miserable life and your pathetic beliefs. You're dead, your family is dead and your whole dumbf**k society is dead. Hope you have a fun time in Hell, b**ch.
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What the duck did you just ducking say about me, you little Goose? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Ducks, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Goose, and I have over 300 confirmed ducks. I am trained in Duck warfare and Im the top duck in the entire Duck winged forces. You are nothing to me but just another Goose. I will wipe you the duck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this lake, mark my ducking quaks. You think you can get away with saying that duck-shit to me over the lake? Think again, ducker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of duck-spies across the Lake and your chip is being traced right now so you better prepare for the wings, Gooseling. The wings that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your pond. Youre ducking dead, Goose. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can duck you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my wings. Not only am I extensively trained in winged combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Duck Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable Goose-ass off the face of the continent, you little Goose. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ducking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you ducking idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre ducking dead, Gooseling.
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