Seriously? also, something tells me I'm going to get a lot of profanity in the comments.

You are not alone!

Thank you! It also annoys me when people use those copy/pasted insults/threats. I genuinely was hurt when I received one of those. Also, new users could easily be scared from a website where people are screaming insults at each other and saying stuff about murdering each other in 99+ ways. So when people are complaining about no more creativity (using pre-made and overused strings of insults, by the way) they may be to blame because they scared away the new, fresh idea using users.