Advice God

He killed them because he doesn't want stupid people to take over the world. Unfortunately, that means the next great disaster is coming very soon... :P

That's all we are really good at as a cancerous being of this amazing planet...

I'd find it a bit weird that someone would so "graciously" give free will to his children, just to smite them for using it. As if going to Hell for disobeying wasn't enough he sent them to their punishment on a freaking express train.

Adam and Eve, who were the first humans to sin and therefore ruined humanity, were punished not because of their free will but because of disobeying God. God didn't want humans to be robots, and he said they could eat freely of any tree in the garden, except a single one. They could do absolutely anything else they wanted.
Think of God and Adam and Eve as you and your parents. Your parents don't expect you to obey them absolutely, to cater to their every whim. But they don't let you do every single thing you ever want, do they?
Satan, in the form of a serpent, twisted the words of God, tricking Adam and Eve and tempting them to disobey God. This original sin left a sort of "mark" on humanity which can only be cleansed by believing in God, accepting him as your savior because he died to pay for your sins, etc etc.
The point is, Adam and Eve DID have plenty of free will. They had as much free will as your parents allow you.

God didn't die for our sins, supposedly Jesus did. :/

Not fond of any father that commands those to seize your enemies "non God believers" infants and dashes them against the rocks.

(Well, Jesus is God's son but he is technically also God, like how the Holy Spirit is God. Anyway, you know what I mean :P)

Well I'm fond of a father who forgives you for your many, many mistakes in life and offers you a chance to NOT burn for eternity :

Didn't forgive those millions he drowned; the innocent children, the innocent unborn... They ALL suffered and died for for someone else's sins.

Not very nice, merciful or forgiving if you ask me, but thankfully you're not- and people will envision their God however they please. Yay individualism!

(It says in the Bible that you become a sinner the moment you are born, I guess because, you know, that's technically when you are beginning to be exposed to all the stuff of the world and all that. So I believe that unborn babies go to Heaven.)

True, you can believe whatever you please. You have your beliefs and I have mine.

No one f**kin cares about the God shit on here. It's a funny meme. I love it

screw god

No one cares for it, except those of religion- the rest of us laugh our ass off at the psycho they praise.

By performing anal and looking to other forms of God like figures... That is some scary shit man.

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